You're in Georgia

WHEN EVERYTHING YOU DO COULD END AT THE HOSPITAL

WHEN GUMMY WORMS ARE PAIRED WITH WINE

WHEN YOU’RE SLIGHTLY AFRAID TO EAT YOUR FOOD

IN FEAR OF BEING BLOWN UP

YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN GEORGIA

WHEN NO ONE’S AFRAID AT THE SOUND OF GUNSHOTS

WHEN THE GRITS DON’T EASILY COME OUT OF THEIR CUPS

WHEN THE MOST COMMON QUESTION IS

“CAN WE BLOW IT UP”

YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN GEORGIA

WHEN YOU CONSTANTLY HAVE POCKETS FULL OF AMMO

WHEN YOU SET KIDS TO WORK ON EXPLOSIVE MIXING

WHEN THE ALARM CLOCK IN THE MORNING

IS THE HOWLING OF DOGS HOPING TO BE CHOSEN FOR THE JEEP

YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN GEORGIA

WHEN YOU EAT ALLIGATOR FOLLOWED BY CATFISH (BOTH FRIED)

WHEN THE RINGING IN YOUR EARS NEVER STOPS

WHEN YOU PUSH YOUR WAY TO THE FRONT OF THE CROWD

TO GET YOUR FAVORITE GUIDE AT THE JEEPS

YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN GEORGIA

WHEN YOUR VIEW OUT THE WINDOW IS SCATTERING GOATS

WHEN COOKIES ARE CONSIDERED “HEALTHY”

WHEN YOU END THE DAY WITH A BRUISE THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL

THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT IN A FIST FIGHT

YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN GEORGIA

WHEN NO ONE EVER HAS TROUBLE SLEEPING

WHEN YOU GO TO BED WITH EXPLOSIVE DUST ON YOUR FINGERS

WHEN YOUR ONLY DRINK OPTION

IS SWEET TEA OR ICED TEA

YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN GEORGIA