WHEN EVERYTHING YOU
DO COULD END AT THE HOSPITAL
WHEN GUMMY WORMS ARE
PAIRED WITH WINE
WHEN YOU’RE SLIGHTLY
AFRAID TO EAT YOUR FOOD
IN FEAR OF BEING
BLOWN UP
YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN
GEORGIA
WHEN NO ONE’S AFRAID
AT THE SOUND OF GUNSHOTS
WHEN THE GRITS DON’T
EASILY COME OUT OF THEIR CUPS
WHEN THE MOST COMMON
QUESTION IS
“CAN WE BLOW IT UP”
YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN
GEORGIA
WHEN YOU CONSTANTLY
HAVE POCKETS FULL OF AMMO
WHEN YOU SET KIDS TO
WORK ON EXPLOSIVE MIXING
WHEN THE ALARM CLOCK
IN THE MORNING
IS THE HOWLING OF
DOGS HOPING TO BE CHOSEN FOR THE JEEP
YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN
GEORGIA
WHEN YOU EAT
ALLIGATOR FOLLOWED BY CATFISH (BOTH FRIED)
WHEN THE RINGING IN
YOUR EARS NEVER STOPS
WHEN YOU PUSH YOUR
WAY TO THE FRONT OF THE CROWD
TO GET YOUR FAVORITE
GUIDE AT THE JEEPS
YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN
GEORGIA
WHEN YOUR VIEW OUT
THE WINDOW IS SCATTERING GOATS
WHEN COOKIES ARE
CONSIDERED “HEALTHY”
WHEN YOU END THE DAY
WITH A BRUISE THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL
THAT MAKES YOU LOOK
LIKE YOU GOT IN A FIST FIGHT
YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN
GEORGIA
WHEN NO ONE EVER HAS
TROUBLE SLEEPING
WHEN YOU GO TO BED
WITH EXPLOSIVE DUST ON YOUR FINGERS
WHEN YOUR ONLY DRINK
OPTION
IS SWEET TEA OR ICED
TEA
YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN
GEORGIA
